My Motivation?

My initial motivation was simple: to raise money for a local charity for the betterment of my community. It was a selfless act that would help others more than myself. Now I realize that that I need to help my friend. It appears Mel is delusional and needs a reality check and I am more than willing to help his pathetic ass. How will I do this? By dominating the race. You see I will wait for Mel if he ever crosses the finish line and be sarcastically cheering him on. And as he is crossing the line, I will give a hard bitch slap across his face to wipe that sad look of accomplishment off immediately. No need to thank me yet, this is what friends are for.